Helluo Librorum

“My brother has the brain of a scientist or a philosopher and yet he elects to be a detective. What might we deduce about his heart?”
”I don’t know.”
”Neither do I. But initially, he wanted to be a pirate.”

(Source: sherlawk, via bbcsherlockftw)

dynamics-of-an-asteroid:

Thank-you.

(via perlockholmes)

inspector-snuggles:

greencarnations:

abundantlyqueer:

steven-moffat:

AU: Sherlock and John meet James Bond at Buckingham Palace at the Opening Ceremonies for the 2012 Olympic Games

“Oh, here’s trouble,” Bond says as he comes striding into the reception room.

“I’m perfectly happy to leave,” Sherlock says. “In fact, I’d have been perfectly happy not to come at all.”

“Not you, sonny,” Bond says, his scowl turning to a crooked smirk as he walks straight past Sherlock. “John Watson, you bloody devil. Who let you in here?”

LEGIT FLAILED

sbaflkf;,a’fa

I WISH

(via obscenelyobscure)

Sherlock 1 to 10 {6 people} - Jim Moriarty [3/6]

“Staying alive, it’s so boring isn’t it? It’s just-staying.”

(Source: alliestomoody, via blood-and-confetti)

finalproblem:

Frenching Jim gameplay variation: Switch the DVD audio track so that John is the only one who can’t speak French, and is left confused and angry.

(via bbcsherlockftw)

suddenlyfalling:

Sherlock, you didn’t even try.

(via celestialcow)

sketchlock:

inspectahradio:

asherlockian:

webbedlace:

asherlockian:

captainhufflepuff:

silveraria:

belgravias:

fakevermeer:

tugamaggie:

asherlockian:

inspectahradio:

motherflecker:

doormat-ethic:

Am I a terrible person? Perhaps.

I finally found the tapestry simulator again—it’s been offline for a while, but someone recreated it here.

sorry sorry sorry

I KEEP REBLOGGING BECAUSE IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER

i’m soRRY

not his lufiend

^^^^^^ EVEN BETTER THAN THE ONE I SAW EARLIER

Sorry for the constant reblogging. I’m just enjoying this far too much.

NARCOTICS RAID. NARCOTICS RAID. I CAN’T.

(via dederants)

I love this part because Sherlock starts to talk and Jim’s still contemplating the idea of a live-in human and ignoring him.

(Source: becausemcavoys, via bendydicks)

spookysage:

laughingandgrief:

fuckyeahmelancholy:

ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER THINGS, ONE OF THESE THINGS JUST DOESN’T BELONG

That’s right, I don’t care who I offend, I’m coming out and saying it. Since when does Watson have a moustache?

What is this

disgusting thing

doing on Watson’s lip?

hold up

     “‘He was a middle-sized, strongly built man- square jaw, thick neck, moustache, a mask over his eyes.’
      “‘That’s rather vague,’ said Sherlock Holmes. ‘Why, it might be a description of Watson.’”
— The Adventure of Charles Augustus Milverton

so actually

I think this turned out remarkably well for everyone involved

(via yourfuckingmuse)

SUICIDE OF FAKE GENIUS

stravaganza:

penandpage:

boysofbakerstreet:

dumbledoctor:

gravediggersbiscuits:

pernillo:

panther-walls:

GENIUS OF FAKE SUICIDE.

Fake suicide of genius?

Suicide genius of fake?

Of fake genius suicide.

genius suicide of fake

Suicide fake genius of.

We need season 3.

(via gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards)

(Source: doomslock, via princekraken)

(Source: bluthcompanies, via blood-and-confetti)

“I am a brain, Watson. The rest of me is a mere appendix.”
― Arthur Conan Doyle, The Adventure of the Mazarin Stone

(via bbcsherlockftw)

do-you-have-a-flag:

I I just

want to put my face

on your face

I love you, Benederp.

(via marknuuuuutt)

 #could you describe the noise john? could you give me an example of the noise john? i’m sorry i can’t hear you john you’ll have to speak up.

#the phone makes that noise john because somebody else won’t #well maybe john would make the sound sherlock if someone else could buy the fucking milk

BRB Dying at the tags

(via bbcsherlockftw)