“My brother has the brain of a scientist or a philosopher and yet he elects to be a detective. What might we deduce about his heart?”
”I don’t know.”
”Neither do I. But initially, he wanted to be a pirate.”
AU: Sherlock and John meet James Bond at Buckingham Palace at the Opening Ceremonies for the 2012 Olympic Games
“Oh, here’s trouble,” Bond says as he comes striding into the reception room.
“I’m perfectly happy to leave,” Sherlock says. “In fact, I’d have been perfectly happy not to come at all.”
“Not you, sonny,” Bond says, his scowl turning to a crooked smirk as he walks straight past Sherlock. “John Watson, you bloody devil. Who let you in here?”
Am I a terrible person? Perhaps.
I finally found the tapestry simulator again—it’s been offline for a while, but someone recreated it here.
sorry sorry sorry
I KEEP REBLOGGING BECAUSE IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER
not his lufiend
^^^^^^ EVEN BETTER THAN THE ONE I SAW EARLIER
Sorry for the constant reblogging. I’m just enjoying this far too much.
NARCOTICS RAID. NARCOTICS RAID. I CAN’T.
ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER THINGS, ONE OF THESE THINGS JUST DOESN’T BELONG
That’s right, I don’t care who I offend, I’m coming out and saying it. Since when does Watson have a moustache?
What is this
doing on Watson’s lip?
“‘He was a middle-sized, strongly built man- square jaw, thick neck, moustache, a mask over his eyes.’
“‘That’s rather vague,’ said Sherlock Holmes. ‘Why, it might be a description of Watson.’”
— The Adventure of Charles Augustus Milverton
I think this turned out remarkably well for everyone involved
GENIUS OF FAKE SUICIDE.
Fake suicide of genius?
Suicide genius of fake?
Of fake genius suicide.
genius suicide of fake
Suicide fake genius of.
We need season 3.
“I am a brain, Watson. The rest of me is a mere appendix.”
― Arthur Conan Doyle, The Adventure of the Mazarin Stone
BRB Dying at the tags