January 2012
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose.
Student: You mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: Yeah basically
Me: Doesn't taste like...
Biology Teacher:
Me:
Student:
Biology Teacher:
Me:
Student:
Me: Whoops.
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Just gave my friend from work the number of an...
And now we play the waiting game.
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Do not accept free drink from work.
You will be sick in a pub toilet.
dawnofthedusk:
I just really want to see The Artist.
I’ll go! I’m dying to see it.
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Today is a day for excessively nice make-up for...
“Burgers for lunch?! GLITTER EYESHADOW!!!111!!!”
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ifyoucarryonthisway:
do you ever just hold your boobs for no reason
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How to run a show like an asshole:
Most Show Creators: We'd just like to let all our fans know that we've been signed on for a second AND a third season! Woo-hoo! You guys are great, thanks for all the love and support!
Team Mofftiss: Yeah guys, we've got season two coming. No idea if a third season is in the cards though.
Team Mofftiss: Still no word on a third season. Martin Freeman is busy hobbiting around New Zealand and Benedict Cumberbatch is like a fuckin' superstar now. Idek, guys.
Team Mofftiss: Why does everybody assume there is going to be a third season? It's really not looking likely. I mean, practically everybody dies at the end of season two anyway.
-Reichenbach airs-
Team Mofftiss: LOL YOU FUCKS, WE'VE BEEN SIGNED ON FOR SEASON THREE SINCE THE BEGINNING.
Nicolas Cage: I'm going to steal The Declaration of Independence.
Moriarty: I have an app for that.
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The episode should have ended with John getting a text saying: “Wrong!”
And then there would be gay sex.
