if i lay here
if i just lay here
would you lie with me and marathon the extended edition lord of the rings trilogy
i care about you guys and your needs
When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull
When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.
When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.
When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.
When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.
clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented
"When you are going down on a guy… “always sheath your teeth”"
Stiggyjazz (via pussylovernumber9)
|School:||no shoulder-revealing shirts|
|School:||you might ferociously anal fist each other in the hallway|
#the women of firefly are so perfect #river: frail unstable genius girl WHO KICKS YOUR ASS #inara; the ‘whore’ who flips on edge everything most’d normally think about a whore and is beautiful inside and out #zoe: fierce warrior and soldier who wants to be a mother someday #WHERE ARE YOUR LADY TROPE GODS NOW???
Tomorrow I’m doing a sort of unnecessary but also probably actually necessary 80-mile trip to check my mail.
Tomorrow’s going to be fun.