partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

(via i-love-mmfd)

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mamamantis:

so are we gonna discuss how fucked up it is that women have to wear makeup to be taken seriously at work and job interviews but if a woman has a genuine interest in and enjoyment of cosmetics she is written off as shallow, vain, and stupid, and consequently not taken seriously

(Source: baphomeme, via lardypoison)

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tashabilities:

thechronicferuchemist:

Uterus, I do not understand your need to have a baby. We cannot afford a baby. I do not want a baby. Hell you wouldn’t even be happy if we had a baby. I find these temper tantrums you throw every month we don’t have a baby absolutely unacceptable.

Basically

(via themobledqueen)

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gethinblake:

even scarier halloween costume ideas:

  • the growing popularity of ukip
  • the conservative party’s plans to scrap the human rights act

(via librarians-head)

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allthemiddlefingers:

lucrezialoveshercesare:

actual Harry Potter

the awkward moment when the actor playing harry potter is a better representation of book harry potter than movie harry potter

(Source: gallifreyfalls, via viewovermerryton)

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richardharington:

pls watch this

(via psyducked)

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roachpatrol:

somnambulant-directives:

stopitsgingertime:

ROB CANTOR HAS ABSOLUTELY EXCEEDED AND SURPASSED ANY AND ALL EXPECTATIONS WITH HIS NEW VIDEO AND I HAVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER, HOLY SHIT

i am in awe

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fictitiousfake:

J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19  in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on

(via strangeparkings)

353,190 notes

who tf is this?

officialcrow:

keithsweatshop:

image

this looks like the porno version

(via strangeparkings)

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siderealv:

lord-kitschener:

halcyon-ia:

break the rules

no gods no kings no masters

i am in fucking tears right now laughing at this


orphans-kingdoms overjoyed-undecided

siderealv:

lord-kitschener:

halcyon-ia:

break the rules

no gods no kings no masters

i am in fucking tears right now laughing at this

orphans-kingdoms overjoyed-undecided

(Source: blazepress.com, via velocirackel)

102,067 notes

deviantfemme:

Nicki Minaj (2010  2014)

Nicki, gorgeous every possible way, every possible style. 

(Source: all-nickiminaj, via throwitinasupernova)

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